Star Trek – Redshirt Cologne

Star Trek - Redshirt Cologne

Yes.  You read that correctly.  Redshirt cologne.  A real product with a nice little puncture-wounded Star Trek delta as the logo.

You can buy it for about $35 from a shop in the UK.  Side effects include a burning smell, seared flesh, transformations into crunchy-cube-looking things, and random disappearances.